A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.
He is such a Clobber-Waffle!
"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.
Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.
a very epic gamer
Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic Deez: yes
Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.
Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.
Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.