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Closeter

One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.

Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one

by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016

closet

if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.

OMG you are a closet emo!

by the omniscient goose November 08, 2005

closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.

Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.

by clockworks April 01, 2004

closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

by Floss It April 21, 2009

in the closet

to be gay as an umbrella term but not out to people

Whoa dude, im in the closet!

yo me too!
closet buddies yuh

by maple oil. June 07, 2022

Closet

It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside

I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet

I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it

by If you read this your cool August 31, 2021