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cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel

me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021

cocomelon

one of the most subscribed children's youtube channels with millions of subscribers , with a range of nursery songs from 2 minutes to over half an hour long videos . these animated children's songs are pretty addictive and will keep your young children entertained for hours

mum: go watch tv

child:Im bored of watching tv

mum:what about cocomelon on youtube
child:never heard of that before (watches it every day)

by ellsco607 March 31, 2020

cocomelon

a god. an absolute god you should worship. Cocomelon is our god.

"Wow have you worshiped Cocomelon today?"

"Yeah man, it feels so good."

by bellaiscoolerthanu April 01, 2021

cocomelon

elite music for the most mature s. rank people

hey wanna go hang and listen to cocomelon with me?

by sawaraseni March 11, 2021

cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

by onperiodtluv July 16, 2021

COCOMELON

Cum on me daddy, and if your a fUcking kid bro go away y u serchin cocom3lon bro if you can read this u wayee 2 old

NIGGA COCOMELON is gay y u still watch n1gga
Idk man cuz I'm like 5 and a half
NIKA dats very gay bro lik suk mi cok

by Ballsack9000 February 15, 2022

well cocomelon

well cocomelon is a word used in the same way as muddo or muddasick it is a bahaimain made word u can use this word in many ways

I dropped my toothbrush down the drain

WELL COCOMELON!!!!!!!

by emochick_ January 07, 2022