A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday. Person 2: Cool story bro.
The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day. Kelly: Cool story bro. *FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE* Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages. Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO! Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless. Son: Cool story bro.
A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.
Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15! Joey: Cool story ho.
When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday. Person 2: Cool story bro.
A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night" Person 2: "cool story, bro"
A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.
*under a discussion about videogames* Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash! Dude B: Cool story bro
a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that? 2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit! 3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck 4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself