A fork of Rural Dictionary
The actual best person you'll ever meet. Undoubtedly the smartest, funniest, and prettiest person out there. Her eyes are fucking captivating and her humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Tall, blonde, and the sweetest smile. An absolute fashion icon and the biggest smarty pants. High 1500s SAT scores for sure. Sometimes too hard on herself, but won't let her friends go a second without her support. A coach for her friends and always willing to be their cheerleader. The second you find a Cordelia, keep her forever.
1: "Hey have you seen the best person ever?"
2: "You mean Cordelia? Yeah, I saw her go that way"
Has a nonbinary haircut and frustratingly pretentious drawl to her voice. Thinks she acts like Hermoine Granger but actually acts like a cross between Holden Caufield and Lisa Simpson. Will interject her political opinions into every discussion and attempt to uncover the social ills hiding beneath every word you so much as utter so as to look better than you and bring fodder to her enormous ego.
Cordelia won't shut the fuck up about how much she hates capitalism.
Cordelia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Y’all will connect easily and you will always laugh. She is the one you will go to if you have an issue. She loves converse and knows how to style them multiples ways. She can do multiple things. If you have a Cordelia keep her safe.
J: OMG that’s my friend crush
M: Who?
J: Cordelia 😍
Cordelia is an amazing person with such kindness in her heart, Cordelia is also a very beautiful person. So if you find a Cordelia don’t let them go
Dylan: I think I like Cordelia
Jack:don’t let her go she is perfect
Cordelia is someone who knows how everyone is feeling even if you hide it. She is someone so special and so unique. Cordelia is a gift that you shouldn’t throw away. She is funny, caring, quirky, the mom friend, Crystal mom and overall the positive light you need in your life. Don’t let her go.
You make me think of Cordelia.
Cordelia is a beautiful asexual lesbian and is one of the greatest people ever, they are kind and funny im so grateful for them. Such a beautiful person :)
Thats so Cordelia Cords
Cords is the bestest friend ever they are funny and an an asexual lesbian. I love them they mean the world to me
Cords Cordelia what a wonderful person