A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Oklahoma Corn Cob, is where you stick a corn cob into a girls vagina during a period until she cums on it. Then you proceed to eat the cob with all the extra toppings.
The other day my girl friend was on her period and to relieve her stress we performed the oklahoma corn cob.
When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.
“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”
Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.
"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"
To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.
Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.