A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10
Cute guy with a nice cologne on everyday and likes girls who smell nice and listen to r&b and have a fat ass and brown hair
Danny Costelloe is so sexy and smells so nice
the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs
jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf
Did you see that chicken?
Yeah that’s an Elvis Costello chicken.
Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.
Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.
--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.
Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.
This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!