A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter. The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?
Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin. All: No.
That one annoying person in your family related to you
Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro
The person you go bowling with
"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"