A fork of Rural Dictionary
To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"
Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it. Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight? Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman! Sammy: OMG!
One who devours craft services on film shoots.
Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.
Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.
I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.
Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.
Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night? Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀
The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!