Country Dictionary

When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.

I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

Slang term for vagina.

Ima hit Tina's coochal crevice if it's the last thing I do!

The area of the the buttocks that includes the anus and crack.

"Dude... I think something is crawling into my anal crevice."

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

I british way to say ass hole.

Edward (In British accent): You need to keep your pinkies up Thomas, it is proper manners.
Thomas (In British accent): Make me, arse crevice.

The indention between two milk sacks

"Ashlyn has a really nice boob crevice!"