A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be a cristi means ur family tree is a circle and ur stuck in the Neolithic times
Don’t be a cristi don’t be stupid
Cristi is a guy with a pedo stash that sits next to you in class.He is very docile untill u grab his nipple. Also gay
Coae cristi taci in pula mea din gura de gay prost
The God of Sex, the sex master, the sex guru, with a penis of 9”
Gf: I would love if you would show me Cristi’s way tonight. I want you to fuck me like a Cristi!
When you're doing a woman up the ass and she farts making you cum all up in that rectum, then you finger that salty hole after to rub your glory in
What did you get up to last night? Did a dirty cristy with the mrs
Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.
"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"