A fork of Rural Dictionary
The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.
We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.
a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same
dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!
A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)
When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else
thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe
When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.
Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there? Guy 2: Yeah. What about it? Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that. Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?! Guy 1: You got it Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair Lindsey: she’s right though Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.