A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"
What's happening right now. The end times are nearing.
The pan daemon aeon is beset on all sides.
The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.
aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[email protected]: Message failed to send to <[email protected]>
the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.
murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!
guybrush: stride?
murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???
The Best Man on the Face Of the Earth and is SEGGSY!
Daemon is SO SEGGSY
(Pronounced 'day-mon'. Plural: daemones. Pronounced: 'day-mon-nez').
A Greek/Roman divinity who isn't necessarily a god, according to mythology, (e.g. avatar, demigod, unknown 'god', spirit guide, guardian spirit, etc.).
(Notes: Daemon means 'divine (god-like) being', in ancient Greek. A daemon isn't to be confused with a demon, which is an evil spirit. The majority of daemones are benign. They are between the status of a god and mortal).
'A daemon is usually a benign divinity, but the Christians tricked most people into thinking that they're demons, so that no-one would worship them and only honour their one god.'
(Please read my definition of demon & divinity for more information).
A crazy ass bitch who likes to bite through the skin of your dick and it bleeds and she drinks it
Dude how was Jen
She a daemon chick
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU