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Dawson

Dawson is the most beautiful girl in the whole wide girl. She has the biggest heart and is the kindest human you will ever meet. Everything about her is perfect, her laugh, her smile, her voice, her personality, her body, you name it, it's perfect. She is the type of person that you would jump infront of a bullet for. Her uniqueness is one of a kind and whoever gets the chance to have her as his is definitely the luckiest boy to live.

Guy 1 "Why is that girl so beautiful and perfect?" Guy 2 "Because that's Dawson"

by Your uncle... July 04, 2022

Dawson

He is such a fox, he doesn't just look like a fox, he is literally a fox.. no fucking joke.... his penis is bigger than a foxes though... its like a whale in the category.

Did you sleep with him? yeahh and..? he's a dawson.. really.. that big... oh yeah!!!!!

by humorus March 06, 2009

Dawson

To get drunk, consume a large amount of alcohol

Let's go to the pub and get Dawsoned tonight

by Wigsy February 18, 2008

[Dawson]

To force ones fingers into the anus of another man whilst having a friendly wrestling match

Lets set the ground rules of the match: 1) no biting 2) no buggery 3) no Dawsons

by Edward Arthur November 05, 2008

Dawson

One who claims he has a penis of approximately 7.5 inches, which is secretly a lie. The lie usually sounds like 'Its only natural, nothing suspicious.'

Boy: I have the fattest dick... Girl: Want to let me see? Boy: No? i can tell you that its a Dawson, expect no proof. Girl: I doubt its a Dawson, thats like 50 inches... Boy: Get out of my sight.

by Cha man tommy November 04, 2010

Dawson

To get drunk, consume rather large amounts of alcohol

Let's go get dawsoned tonight

by Wigsy February 16, 2008

Dawson

One of the biggest pigs you will ever meet. Sexually harasses women when he is taken. He is one of the cockiest/try hard you will ever meet. He has a small dick. I'm pretty sure he is gay. He is a spoiled white kid who gets everything he wants. He tries to ruin everyone else's life because he doesn't have one.

Girl 1: Look at Dawson isn't he cute. Girl 2: Nope. Girl 1: do u think I should go out with him? Girl 2: No because he will just cheat on you and force you to do things, plus I heard he has a big ego but a tiny dick.

by Hot Yam December 10, 2018