A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
You have to twerk on your man every June 12th
It's June 12th! You gotta twerk on me for National Twerk On Your Man Day
Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u
Me:Will u go out with me? Girl:ugh 😭 yes Me: 😏 National yes man day is where u say yes to everything
Girl: hey whatcha doing Boy: come here Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!