Country Dictionary

English term for Sweets (Candy in USA). Specifically penny sweets bought singularly or from pick and mix stalls i.e Cola bottles, flying saucers, gob stoppers, chews and gummies.

I've got a bag of dods, but I'm not sharing. Oi Ginge, I'll swap you my conker for 2 dods.

Dick on Demand. Acronym used by military females to describe a guy (military or civilian) that is only good for one thing...sex. He is not someone to date, take home to mom, or build a future with. Using the acronym appropriately will allow females to talk about the man while making it sound work related.

The DOD made me work overtime last night. Thankfully I didn't have to get up early for PT. Thank goodness for the DOD! I got paid last night! Im going to have to quit the DOD! Too much drama!

(D)ildo (o)f (D)eath . The acronym stemmed from quite a few posts on Ars Technica back in 2000-2002 and basically a DoD is a picture taken disadvantageously of a normal setting with something phallic in the background, like a large tower, Seattle Needle, Eiffel tower, etc.

"That's a great picture, but next time leave out the DoD.. it's coming out of your grandmother's skull!"

Douche of the Day. Given to a person who says/does something that is un-called for or something that only an asshole would do.

joe: You're retarded and you don't have any friends. Matt: Wow! ...DoD

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve" "Yes mate" "Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?" "No suck your mum"

Dick on Demand. A man who has a sexual relationship with a married woman.

Yea I'm married and I have a DoD. He's my DoD.

The overall perfect guy, only one in existence. He is incredibly unique and good looking. Any person would be blessed to have him. Once found, he will make you fall in the deepest love possible. He is the most creative and outgoing person you will ever meet. He enjoys making others laugh but you wouldn't want to get on his bad side. He can take control of any situation and use it to his advantage. He is skilled with his hands and a great worker. Someone who gives it his all when he sets his mind to it. His alter ego is named Steve. Not to mention the most amazing lover. He may refer to his buddy as the dick of death. If you ever come upon him it is recommended to never let go of him. As leaving him would be a great loss.

"Wow, who's that guy over there!?" "That's Dod the God"