Country Dictionary

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I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

by WV transplant February 25, 2012

Don't know, don't care

Response to a question that has nothing to do with the story you are telling at the time the question is asked.

John: I can't believe that Dave caught his girlfriend with his roommate. Mike: did she ever get hired by that high tech company?? John: don't know, don't care. Dave is going to have to dump her sneaky ass.

by WSDC August 17, 2015

don't care, didn't ask

Is what an asshole says when you tell something that is actually interesting. It's often because they feel insecure about themselves or because they have had a lack of a father figure during their childhood. This sentence is often followed by the therm "cringe"

"Yo man, sorry if I don't act the way I usually do, it's becausemy grandma died yesterday" "don't care, didn't ask" "what" "That's kinda cringe bro"

by SpikyBlade November 02, 2022

Honey Badger Don't Care

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions. As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat? Me: Wingstop! Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo. Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

by Louis Raritan October 09, 2011

long hair don't care

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.

"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"

by keb May 24, 2013

long hair don't care

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.

Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne I know my role, and I play it well And I wear it well, on my Libra scale I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there long hair don't care You can also see it like these, long hurr don't curr long hair don't even care

by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010

short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!! Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

by pangman October 03, 2018