A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.
The scariest individual to ever walk the earth. Native to Southern California's upper class neighborhoods. Characterized by a blank stare and Nike dunk shoes, he prowls the internet in search of trendy fashions and accessories. Other characteristics include:
1. Magazines such as Sole Collector, Crago, or Black Book strewn about his work desk.
2. Excessive use of the Terms
"Merk", "Pipe", or "Beat"
3. Requests for Porn DVD's containing "Big, Sweaty, Slathery, Flithy chicks with big asses"
Guy 1: Ivan's been actin wierd...That fools becomin Doonie Darko.
Guy 2: That dude's a Freak!
Wherever Gom is its about a 50 yd area around him
If you are around Gom you are in Doonie Land
Sexual intercourse with a girl who’s ass is large than average.
I can’t hang out tonight I’m beating the doonies down.
Who’s doonies?
Hattie’s
to imply for someone to eat their booty cheeks
"yeah i was game-raging so hard i told the guy to eat my doonies"
To smash, to hit her from the back.
I took her to the back and beat them doonies down
when your with a girl and your trying to get freaky ;).
Boy: I’m bored asl you tryna go upstairs and let me bust your doonies down
girl: Hell yea