A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbation without any form of artificial lubricant.
You're masturbating dry if you don't use Vaseline
someone or something or some event which is well long and you cant be fucked. e.g. a mission to go get rizla. A person can be long in the sense that they are either boring or just so next and allowable and you cannot be arsed to chat to them. That or they are exceedingly lame.
dry -Yeo. As in that lanky gimp from up north.
when someone says something very stupid or says something you dont like...
neekon- go get my hat bitch
me- dry on tat