A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best Singer in the world!!
some ppl hate hum coz they aint himm! :P jealous! :P
has da best voice EVER
has da BEST personality in america!! n spain! :D
person 1- did u listen to the greatest hit song nowadays?
person2 - oh yeah sung by Enrique! i know! :P
A crazy mexican that is obsessive and will do anything for dome. You better atch out them Enriques are scary..
"Yeah you know Enrique?"
"Fuck yeah he one scary ass mothafucka."
Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.
Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.
Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.
Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.
Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.