A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. extrasensory perception.
2. extra soft pussy.
3. extra short peter.
1. I got esp I can read your mind.
2. Kathy's got esp.
3. John's got esp.
The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.
Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP
guys?
Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do
what they want.
Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.
(sad face)
Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.
"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"
Man, they say that girl has ESP.
Oh really, she can see the future?
No dumbass, she has an Extremely Stinky Puss!