A fork of Rural Dictionary
A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.
The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.
A person who constantly takes pictures of themselves (when they look good) on Photobook and posts them on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.
Her Facebook picture obviously went through a Photobooth facelift!
"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.
If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."
The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"
The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.
It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.
When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.
My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.