A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish
Person 1: MUSHLOOM!
Person 2: *facepalm*
When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.
Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.
Guy 2: *Facepalm*
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Because words are not suitable to describe how dumb that was.
Random Ass Dude: HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
Sophisticated Dude: *Facepalm*
The act of hitting ones face with ones palm. Similar to headdesk. Often used in online chat as *facepalm* to describe the opposite persons complete and utter stupidity. Yeah, doesn't work so well with glasses.
Blonde Person: Wait. You don't hold the knife by the pointy end?
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
The expression that can make ever facepalmers facepalm
Javier flores: " I can't believe u did that CJ *facepalm* ow i hit myself in the eye."
CJ: *facepalm*