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faggot

someone with a stick up their ass, e.g. bigots, your childhood bully, terrorists, al sharpton, glenn beck, who must be incessantly trolled.

Guy 1: fuck you gaylord
"gaylord": better a dick than a stick, faggot

by swaggots July 02, 2011

faggot

A British food made of meatballs and pig heart or liver. What were you thinking?

ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting

by Empress Kristi June 19, 2023

faggot

me when I'm in ur moms bed every night

ur mom: cum to my bed you faggot
me: cumming

by umig February 08, 2022

faggot

1. n. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional sissy boys, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a twelve-year-old girl.

2. n. Any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.

There's a difference between vampires and faggots. Vampires drink blood, turn into bats, sleep in coffins, and burst into flames on contact with the light of the morning sun. Faggots, on the other hand, are whatever Edward Cullen and his vampire crew are supposed to be. Edward is not a vampire as he can not do anything mentioned above and sparkles instead of burning alive in sunlight.

by Two sentient beings November 13, 2010

faggot

someone who plays modern warfare excessively, and brags about new weapons and levels unlocked

faggot "l0l n00b i jus7 got tenth prestige lev3l 70"

normal person "faggot"

by roxasneo1 August 26, 2010

faggot

the Jonas Brothers or any other crappy band.

Those faggots need to get off the radio!

by spuds mckenzie April 02, 2010

faggot

A homosexual.
A word that unintelligent people use because they couldn't think of anything better.
Pretty much one of the most overused phrases used to "put people down." Or at least that's what it's "supposed to do."

John Doe: You're a stupid fuk that says "You're mom."
Wigger: Well you're a FAGGOT!! FAGGOT.
John Doe: Well then..you got me there....

by a71as January 14, 2006