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Fantasy-Criminal

A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.

Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.

by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022

tropical fantasy

A cheap drink, often found in bodegas and other small delis in the "hood". Contains no natural ingredients. An alternative to grape juice, tropical fantasy has close to many flavors.

Wikipedia:
"Tropical Fantasy is an inexpensive soft-drink, originally from Brooklyn, New York. Its low price of 50¢ per 20-ounce bottle led to its success in the 1990s. Tropical Fantasy was initially popular in inner city areas, especially those with dense African-American and Hispanic populations.

In April 1991 rumors began circulating in black neighborhoods that the beverage was laced with a secret ingredient that would sterilize black men. The rumors claimed that the Ku Klux Klan was actually bottling the product and using the low price to attract poor blacks. Later that year the rumor spread rapidly and provoked violence in many city neighborhoods. Attacks occurred on delivery trucks and storekeepers who stocked Tropical Fantasy.

Due to these rumors and rising suspicions, sales of the beverage plummeted by 70%.

Brooklyn Bottling employees were sent into affected areas to distribute 'truth flyers' in attempt to dispel the rumor. Eventually, the New York City Health Department declared the soda safe. In a final attempt to save Tropical Fantasy's tainted reputation, NYC mayor David Dinkins, who was also African American, drank a bottle of Tropical Fantasy on television and attested to its safety. Eventually, sales of Tropical Fantasy began to pick up, and the story of sperm-killing comestibles began to latch on to other local products."

Yo, I'm bousta get me some tropical fantasy...
Damn, I'm outta change...Imma jack a tropical fantasy

by victric.com July 24, 2006

MJ Fantasy

Stories that MJ girl fans make that they fantasize about .
These stories usually invlove sex or intimate moments with said person .

MJ Fantasy: Michael layed me down on the bed and helped me take off my clothes ...

by aliceisanmjperv June 12, 2010

final fantasy

a highly addictive drug.

Damn I'm hooked on Final Fantasy!

by Vivix May 07, 2005

dye fantasy

The unholy part of the interwebz

Hey, go check out Dye fantasy!

by MuleKicker November 06, 2013

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Blink Fantasy

A kpop stan who is unproblematic. They make edits and other random content.

Stan Blink Fantasy.

by blink fantasy stan April 26, 2021