A fork of Rural Dictionary
Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.
A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!" To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!" Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!" Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.
We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.
Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there, Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.
the feeling of farting with a bowel movement following or during the gas release.
I just went poopy farty in my pants.
Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.
Get away from me, farty breath.