A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him
Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom
To avoid an event, bail out, normally with a pitiful or no excuse.
"Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
"I just felt like ferging out."
Also past tense, "I really ferged out."
Refusing to go out and socialise with friends. Often used when the subject would rather stay in with a spouse or partner.
Fred: Are you coming out tonight?
Bill: No mate, sitting in with the wife.
Fred: Stop Ferging Out!!
When you're already having a bad day and a horrible song comes on the radio to further sour your mood.
Ugh. I hit horrible traffic this morning, spilled my coffee and to make matters worse, "London Bridges" is on the radio. Ferg my life!
A Ferg is when you get that rat arsed you not longer have the ability to see or show emotion.
OMG he’s drank way too much. He’s doing a Ferg!