Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

find the pepper

in search of finding an answer to a question, issue, or problem.

COME ON BOYS lets find the pepper!

by pawkchalk April 16, 2013

Find Hitler

A game played on wikipedia that uses the random article feature and links on pages to find the hitler page. the game would be played with any number of people and whoever finds Hitler first wins. Ehen one wins find Hitler one shoud shout out 'I found hitler' or something.

We played a 10 man find hitler game yesterday in the computer lab.

by olliebakes November 19, 2010

Finding Madeline

This is the term for smoking MDMA, colloquially knows as ecstasy, molly, mandy maddy etc Derived from the term 'chasing the dragon' A pleasant an enjoyable experience Some people will often seek an even greater feeling by doing more, but regardless of how much they do. she will never be found.. just like the dragon wont be caught.

Woaah, I feel great. A little more and i'll be finding Madeline!

by FelixG October 12, 2011

Finding Nemo

The story of a handicapped boy, Nemo, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home. On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office. The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape... ...as portrayed by animated fish.

Finding Nemo is arguably Disney's most maturely written film.

by SlaveToMemory June 25, 2007

Finding the rabbit

A sexual, misandrist action that takes place when kissing. While kissing, the girl sticks her tongue into the boy's mouth, pushing his tongue back towards his throat causing the boy to choke on his own tongue. The unusual name is derived from Alice in Wonderland. (The crazy girl is following the rabbit down the hole.)

Michael: Dude, how was your night? John: Dude that girl I was dancing with was finding the rabbit, so I punched her in the throat and sent her home.

by BboyReckless September 23, 2010

find the vegan

A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.

How to play find the vegan Non-Vegan: I like bacon Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig? Non-Vegan: Found the vegan OR Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey. Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys. Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.

by Wiggles O'Hallahan February 27, 2014