A fork of Rural Dictionary
Parental kid-speak to encourage young children to floss their teeth before bedtime.
"Be sure to brush your teeth and flossy flossy before bed."
shredded beef or pork resembling cotton puff in asian food
pork flossy, beef flossy, fish flossy
blonde girl that uses phrases such as
1. you are my mummeh
2. you are my sugar daddeh even though you are a womanthing!
3. GANGBANG
4. don't you just want to put it in a box and rape it
5. Steve he ish a marshmallow!
6. ORGY!
7. up the arse or what?
Also really loves heavy metal music
"I watched queen of the damned with a Flossie last night! She was so random and thinks KoRn are great!"
"Flossie said gangbang and that is what we did."
"Flossie says steve he is a marshmallow!"
"Flossie takes it up the arse."
"Flossie's mummeh is Batman!"
1. someone who gets drunk and tries desperately to convince people that glamorous is a good song by singing the wrong words over and over again.
2. someone who thinks that they have the right to dress like Richard Simmons lover on a regular basis
3. someone who pretends not to love Sabrina the teenage witch but keeps the abc family channel on all day waiting for it
"I can't believe what a flossy Ro was being last night!"