A fork of Rural Dictionary
Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.
Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.
The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.
"Dude, my nuts are killing me!" "Why?" "I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."
The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.
Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue
The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin
Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
A delicacy, Backdoor Fondue involves pouring warm melted cheese into your partners butthole. (Or waiting for a string cheese stick to melt after insertion.) After a full pour you proceed to eat said cheese out of your partners orfice. (Prefferably with lunch/exotic meats, sinks well with a slice of salami.)
Bro I was so excited last night my girlfriend asked me if we could have Backdoor Fondue for dinner.
A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!
We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.