A fork of Rural Dictionary
The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
Praise the almighty helix fossil!
A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.
Andy: "Did you pull out last night?" Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on. 2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
Fossil fool are those who support energy derived from fossil fuels
Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as: Tar sands industry Coal mining Natural Gas industry Oil / Petroleum Non-renewable resources Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil Pollution
A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.
Fossil Boy is out digging for rocks again
when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil
A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms. There are two types of fossil dads: 1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years. 2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.