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friendlys

The place where whales go to eat.

You think fat people eat at McDonald's all the time? Try hitting up your nearest Friendlys, I guarentee you will see at least 1 morbidly obese group of people there.

by aldwardo December 21, 2006

FRIENDLIES

Friendlies are those person(s) showing kindness to someone, as a friend would behave, in their presence, although s/he is unfriendly or even hostile in his true nature, when out of the targets sight. In the broadest sense, a fraud. S/he is intentional deceptive. Made for personal gain or to damage another individual; the related adjective is a phony.

Brown Nose, Gossips, Groupies, Hangers on to A-List Celebrities and such. It's 9AM. You clock in, and see Joe (one of your Friendlies) chewing the fat with that joker John. Wow! You think to yourself, Old Joe is sure is acting all buddy-buddy with Ron. I thought he hated Ron. You decide to sneak up and listen in on them, and there they are; making fun of you the same way Joe makes fun of John!

by howtoshedfat June 16, 2010

Friendly

kiss/makeout/give head/fuck.

steve: dude, last night I got friendly with this girl. dave: was she hott?

by experienced July 24, 2008

friendlys

1)a really cool breakfast restaurant 2) police

bob:can we drive through the friendlys and pick up somethign to eat? sue:i'm trying to out runt he freindlys and your hngry!? bob:so...we're not eating?

by Mother of two October 09, 2005

Friendly

A hoe who has a nigga and think she can have friends

John:Aye demarcus aniya actn friendly Demarcus : Ight I’m finna cut da hoe

by IMadeDisForOnePerson December 30, 2020

friendly compass

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad! Mr. Stotch: What? Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy. Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend. Butters: Thanks Dad! See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

by stallioon September 28, 2012