A fork of Rural Dictionary
used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl
Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!" Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties." Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.
Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.
when someone is shooting at you or your girlfriend has pms. either way your pretty much totally fucked.
guy with a gun, or your girl friend at one time of the month, as in oh shit! fucking run!
Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$ Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
When your walking the streets at 11:30 with the boys and someone in the woods throws rocks at you
Did you just throw rocks at me? *everyone says no* OH FUCK, RUN!
Fuck me running...
Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.