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Friday Night Fuck Fest

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.

College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

by Grinnell April 10, 2008

Rainy day fuck fest

When it is rainy out and you want a huge orgy

"What are you doing tomorrow because the game is canceled because of rain "
" I'm throwing a rainy day fuck fest do you want to come"

by JDADDY97 November 14, 2015

fuck friday fest

The meaning of Fuck Friday Fest, Can be defined in a various ways! Having beers with your mates or your friends after work is a great way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. When you leave work early so you can go shopping and waste money , But first you must tell your boss to fuck off. Another way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. Fuck Friday Fest Can also mean you just want to be lazy and comment on people's social media post. Let's make everything festive. Have the best Fuck Friday Fest Ever.

Dude, Tom got so drunk on all those beers after work. That was a really good Fuck Friday Fest.

by Gonameless October 27, 2018

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 16, 2018

Fuck Fest Friday

The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together.

More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?"
Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!"
Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 13, 2022

Flash card fuck fest

,F. C. F. F. ---

A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1

The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .

FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night

by LULU'S loving parents. October 04, 2021

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest

by Count Cockula October 09, 2019