Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.

It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.

by boats n hoes March 15, 2009

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2006

Boot fuck er

To go somewheres at a very fast speed.
Commonly used by Canadian, or more specifically New Brunswick rednecks.

1.redneckretard: I was late meeting my friends to go cow tipping, so I was boot fuckin' er' down the street.

2.bob: redneckretard, we're going to be late for the tire fire!
redneckretard: Let's boot fuck er'!!

by Janna Colwell October 23, 2005

fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

by shagg nasty February 07, 2005

fuck my old boots

anger and frustration

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap

by leogets2007 September 05, 2006

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024

Fuck me boots

Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.

“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”

by KimberKelsey December 08, 2018