A fork of Rural Dictionary
Docter please help, I have genital fungi...
A baseball player from the years 1923-1987. Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.
Steve- Do you know Fungis legs? BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!
Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.
"I believe that gays have no right to be in love." "You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly." Also: "11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation. *Name removed for privacy
Scientists strongly believe Ass Fungi (assius mostfungist) originated from Manda moo of Tuncurry. A highly contagious fungi, originating on the buttocks, it reproduces asexually, using air-born spores, which when air-borne can contaminate others who come in contact with a carrier. When the spores germinate, they expand and consume whatever food source is on hand, be it living or dead. What is most disturbing is if a female living carrier reproduces, it infects the new born child making an almost unstoppable highly contagious super being, known as an ass baby. (refer to Ass Baby) A cure for Ass Fungi is yet to be found.
Josh told me to stay away from Kerrie because she has serious ass fungi.
One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.
Person 1: Who do you like ? Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!
"Fun-gi bun-gi" the mixture of smells associated with one who is probably homeless, with poor personal hygeine and perhaps an alcohol problem. "Hobo smell". Fungi bungi is very overpowering and unmistakable, found especially in men's shelter's or on the streets.
"Phew! There's some fungi bungi around here!"
You use the term "fungy" when you feel fungy. I fungy, you fungy, we all fungy! Sometimes fungy is used as an adjective, describing a circumstance that is extremely good for some, and extremely bad for others.
You're mom is so fungy. xs'