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The Gideon

Similar to the donkey punch. Except you hit her in the back of the head with the hotel Bible.

I was doing this chick from behind, reached over to the nightstand for the hotel Bible, and smacked her with The Gideon.

by Mantis781 September 11, 2012

The Gideon

a hottttt buddha boy

'Gideon, oh Gideon, you are so very buddhist like'

by gideon's lover April 09, 2005

gideon

one who watches for whales, looking for Moby Dick (a.k.a. Captain Ahab)

He likes fat girls, he is a gideon.

by pilige November 24, 2010

Gideon

Absolute fucking shit. Anyone named Gideon makes you wanna die.

I fucking hate Gideon.

by bleachingwithchildren June 30, 2016

Gideon

A ballsack and giant testicle.

It's a Gideon!

by JK_horse May 10, 2017

gideon

A Gideon is one who is also known as an Acid Boy.

Raquel: "Come here my Gideon! My little Acid Boy!"

by The Golden Alligator December 20, 2006

Gideon

Gideon is a very kind hearted soul. He may appear skinny but sooner he will be bigger then all the other men! He will always be there for his friends any time. He is a very loyal guy!

Gideon will always be there for me

by LadyGaga_Gaga May 10, 2022