A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move
-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night" --"ya what an absolute freak!"
verb: 1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end. 2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.
I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.
Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).
Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!
When you're so high off of gorilla glue strain, you stick like glue to anything you rest on. - can't move.
" i smoked last night and I got so gorilla glued to the couch" "Bro, I'm tryna get gorilla glued tonight"
Spanish fraud who is glued at one position when ball comes at him. Plays for Penchester United.
Did you watch Liverpool vs United last week? Yes. De Glued
The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped" A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.
Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?” Julie: “Why not!” Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”