A fork of Rural Dictionary
A God, or god, like The Dentist Bob, origins in the Nutz tribe of international geniuses. Duh.
I swear to Gog, I will finish the laundry.
Noun- ejaculate
"Fucking Christ Steve! You just gogged all over my face.
Short for “Gogget”. Typically used to describe a male who loves blowing other men to the point of gagging.
Usually pronounced with a guttural “G” to emphasize gagging sound
PERSON 1: Man, all Proc talks about is Spartacus.
PERSON 2: That, and how much he hates going down on women.
PERSON 1: Do you think he is a gogget?
PERSON 2: Oh yeah, definitely a gog.
A loud , opinionated , bullshitter usually from the valleys of Wales .
Q . How will I know if I am in contact with a "GOG"?
A . You will be engaged by a fellow (usually called Alun )
who will proceed to tell you how he has coached world class rugby players , caught fish the size of Moby Dick , flown an aircraft for 80 hours (more than Douglas Bader ), been a rally driving champion, owned thirty two dogs and claims that when he worked for a now defunct Ford garage he was the Parts Manager when he was really the van monkey like postman Pat driving around the shire .
Q . Should I be worried on meeting a GOG ?
A . No , just ignore his tyrade of shit and he will fuck off .
Q . How will I know if he s lying ?
A . His eyes will be open and his lips moving .
Q . What will he look like ?
A . He will be of smart apperance but will have a wonky eye , a fucked up hand and a metal plate in the back of his head ( apparently gained from an encounter with the Turpitz !)
1 Oi ! GOG fuck off back to your cave/van !
2 Run GOG is coming !
3 looks like we re in for some GOG tales of the unexpected