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Gorn

feeling of extreme arousing / sexual excitement, which causes oneself to immediately have the dying need to jack one off, irrespective of the location

Nikki: Hey, did you get my selfie's last night, what'd you think?
John: OMG they got me so GORN I think I cummed in my pants

by KhalidBrah April 16, 2015

Gorn

A simpleton,genetic freak or generally damaged individual.

The Gorns from the T.B.I. hospice always scare the kids trying to sell band candy.

by Rod Fury June 10, 2006

GORN

Going Off Real Nice..

1. A term used to describe someone who is acting out their anger beyond reasonable behavior.
2. ...to describe someone overly excited
3. ...to describe someone who is in a state of excessive grief
4. ...to describe someone who is in the middle of a long-winded story or rant

All GORN right now? The show doesnt start for another few hours. Calm down.

Damn, VP Biden is GORN right now.

Look at that lady yelling at her daughter for not tying her shoe right, shes hella GORN. Id be embarassed if i was her, or her daughter.

by czarvvs May 31, 2014

pay gorn

the brother of say gex

1: "i watch pay gorn every night"
2: "dude get a life"

by ~a gay person July 13, 2023

Goodie Gorn

Common slang for "Pig", "Boar", "Pork", or "Swine" in the US Mid-South.

Traces it's origins to an obscure religious movement from Arkansas that gained some local prominence in the late 2000's. The literal translation of the term means "the greatest of boars" and once served as a title for one of the movement's members.

"Who want's to eat some Goodie Gorn tonight?"
"I'm gonna make you squeal like Goodie Gorn!"

by Space-out Superstar September 02, 2011

gorn vr

gorn vr is simply the best game ever.

so the game is in vr and its about being in an arena and killing your enimy/enimies and its awsome!

dude1: hey dude2 wanna come over to my house and play some gorn vr?

dude2: hell yeah!

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022

Gorn

A synonym for stupid and occasionally nasty.

Dude, you're so gorn!

or

Girl 1: Are you going out with Kevin
Girl 2: No way, he's so gorn!

by Aireen November 11, 2008