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The feeling that one's breasts are too small even after having a breast augmentation.

I really thought I'd be happy with a D-cup, but now I'm starting to get boobie greed.

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS

I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.

A man of complete swag. Created by fans of the 2012 movie release of the Lorax. Also related with Oncest, Greed-ler is supposed to be homosexual.

Random girl: Man he's got swag!

Me: Yeah, just like Greed-ler!

Allows you to draw two more cards from your deck.

By playing my pot of greed, I can draw two more cards from my deck!

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.

Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

the refusal to watch anything on a setting less than 1080p

dude why don't you just watch the 360p if the 1080 won't load?
sorry i can't do that, i have really bad pixel greed