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gum

Gum is a inebriate or alcoholic. The bald boozer is dangerous as he can make u to drink like him.

beware, gum is coming

by ff December 17, 2003

Gum

A chewy, sticky wad of flavored sugar (or sorbitol or xylitol if it's sugar-free, smarty-pants) that may come as a ball, a stick, a cube, a 6-foot strip in a pink plastic dispenser, etc. Typically flavored as either classic bubblegum, a fruit (juicy fruit, strawberry, watermelon, orange, kiwi, pineapple, dragonfruit, etc.), or some kind of mint (peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, winterfresh, sweetmint, smooth mint, polar ice, fresh mint; the list goes on. What's the difference? Don't ask me.). Common uses include sticking it under desks, putting it in people's hair, playing with it as slime, using it as a currency/bribe, breath freshener, etc.

Person 1: You got any gum? Person 2: Yes. Mint gum. $1 per piece. Person 1: What?! THAT'S SO -- Okay. *hands over dollar* Person 2: Nice doing business with you. *takes dollar, then takes chewed gum out of mouth and sticks it on Person 1's hand*

by Falling Upward January 23, 2020

The GUMS

An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.

"Bob is out sick today? I hope it's nothing serious" "Nah, I think he just has a case of The GUMS"

by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018

gumming

Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.

I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

by GrinchThatStoleTheElection January 21, 2017

gumming

the act of a toothless person, such as an old lady or a carni, giving head, and all you get is gums

That carni just gave me the best gum job!

by Dooe April 05, 2003

Gummed

Verb: The act of oral sex with an elderly person, who forgot to put their dentures in, while they gnaw and bite on the other person's genitals.

"Dude, last night I got gummed!"

by Jewsaint April 05, 2010

Gum

A person who wears formal clothing to school/college for no reason.

“why are u wearing oxfords and a blazer to school you absolute gum

by sirstreet June 16, 2018