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utter and total bullshit
well thats a load of fucking hammock
A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock. Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.
Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable" Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider" "Oh dear he's choking" "This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
When your rectum dangles out like a pocket pussy.
Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.
A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock" "holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."