A fork of Rural Dictionary
The stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable. It would definately be a kick-ass stand, if only Okuyasu wasn't such a fucking dumbass.
1: The Hand is the best stand 2: No, it's Magician's Red. 1: No.
Semi-perilous occupation usually involving large amounts of beer/cider and dropping your hand on to intimate parts of the lady sat next to you. Occurances in pubs, clubs, sporting events, etc and when "out on it" in Bristol UK - can lead to feeding the ponyshocker
Fish was one for the ladies and frequently tried to lay his hand on it. Ben was out "on it" before attempting to "hand on it" with a passing beauty!
In human females, a nail support. In human males, a nut scratcher. In drunk humans, a cup holder. In humans in general, antonym of foot. In non-human primates, synonym of foot.
"Dude, you're sitting on my hand" "Shut up, I know."
Rough unit of measurement for the female breast. Often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger breasts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones - the ideal between too small and too large. There are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.
-More than a handful is a waste. Any bigger, and they're less perky, and get saggy with age. -Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect. -If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.