A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.
After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.
The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket
Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !
When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how's it going? Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!? Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.
I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"
A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.
"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"
A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.
Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up. Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.
Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie? Guy 2: WHAT?!? Guy 1: Are you retarded? Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what? Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.