A fork of Rural Dictionary
it's not just a sport...it's THE sport. Canada isn't just the only place where there are crazy people. Pittsburgh has them too...Hockey is the greatest sport in the world and there are also GORGEOUS players...
Have you seen Marc-Andre Fleury? He's such a gorgeous hockey player. Oh yea! So is Kris Letang. Pittsburgh has sooo many hot hockey players!
The Sport that Owns all! ; a sport that gets you true respect
Tommy (foot fairy): Hey Mark what sport do you play? Mark: Hockey (Tommy's thoughts): i better stay the fuck away from that dude.
the greatest fuckin' game on earth.
and on the seventh day, God created hockey
Only the best sport in the history of Earth. It is especially enjoyed by Canadians. Americans think they can play it, but they can't and never will. Canada RULES THE HOCKEY WORLD. Watch Hockey Day In Canada.
Canada winning Gold in the 2002 Olympics in both Mens and Womens hockey.
Hockey - a game used to interrupt ice rink fights. Once the fight is interrupted, the game participants skate around in circles hitting each other with sticks until two or more get angry enough to resume the fight. Unlike boxing, the gloves worn are usually removed. Unlike professional wrestling, hockey occurs on ice.
I went to Fighting on Ice the other night and just when it got interesting a hockey game broke out. I hate it when that happens.
A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in. The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads. The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet. Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove. Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.
"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?" "Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."
it's about drinkin and fightin
hey let's get drunk and play hockey