A fork of Rural Dictionary
Intense irrational fear of monkeys
Homo is the scientific name for primate
Phobic means irrational fear
Person A: Bro lets go to the zoo to see the monkeys
Person B: Heck naw I'm homophobic
Homophobia is a type of person that's phobic to something related to houses.
Person 1: Hey dude look at that awesome house!
Person 2: I'm homophobic !! screeches in agonising pain
An individual who possesses the fear of homosexuals.
Homophobe: Hey, did you hear that new Lady Gaga song, Born This Way? I think it should be called Born This Gay!
In the example above, a homophobe uses the word gay to insult a song that emphasizes how your sexual orientation doesn't make you a bad person.
Being excessively scared of houses.
Jon; Shit!
Bill; Calm down Jon, it's only a flat
Ed; You are really homophobic, aren't you
1Not entirely accurate phrase to describe people who hate gays
some better terms may be
asshole
bigot
average preteen male
etc.
most rebublicans are homophobes
Like arachnophobic but for gays
"I'm homophobic, like arachnophobic, I'm not scared of gays but if I see one in my shower, I will scream
when someone touches you the Bruise on your leg after a car accident
Evan Davidson kept homophobic(ing) me today