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Hot Karl

1. The greatest rapper alive. His debut album "I Like to Read" was better than Illmatic.

Did you hear that Hot Karl record? It was totally better than Illmatic!

by Jensen Karp Fan April 04, 2011

HOT KARL

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.

Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face

by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012

Hot Karl

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple senclessly over the head with it.

"Yo this thug wasn't given me my props yo, so im gunna brake into his house and giv'em a hot Karl yo"

by Karl the poopo January 11, 2003

hot karling

its a sport were you have to wait till your driveway freezes over in the winter. its similar to curling but with shit

its whoever gets the furthest distance

Hot Karl

A blow job immediately following anal sex

One gaylord gave the other a hot karl

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Hot Karl

Most deffinitions of a 'Hot Karl' are wrong.

The true, most well-known, deffinition of a 'Hot Karl' is the act of taking a big load of your partners chest during a nice sexual adventure. This is also a Cleaveland Steamer.

1. Wow, Greg really deserves a Hot Karl right about now.

2. Well uhh, I don't quite know how to ask this, but uhh... can I give you a Hot Karl?

3. Hot Karl needs another speaking point! (IJ)

by Taco Sanchez September 28, 2006

Hot karl

When you getting a peice of cling wrap and cutting a whole in it for the lucky persons mouth. Then place the cling wrap over her face and release your feaces onto the cling wrap so that the girl can feel the warmth of the feaces through the cling wrap without coming into contact with the feaces

After the party this kinky girl let me hot karl.

After my roomate fell asleep me and my friends all hotkarled him and he threw up.

by eagle 1 October 29, 2007