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when you hit a chick from the back right before you cum pull out spit on her back so she thinks you are done when she turns her head to look at you spray her in the eyes and disappear!!!...houdini
last night i pulled a houdini.she thought she saw it all untill everything went white
You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, but really you are at home not even drinking.
You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, and you have the competitive advantage, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.
(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing. (2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth.
"Dude I pulled a Houdini"
dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician
i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit
To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.
dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out
When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.
Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?
Houdini - (noun) An individual who pulls a disappearing act. (adj.) The act of "disappearing."
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc. It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.