A fork of Rural Dictionary
A level of frustrating, time-wasting, and sometimes derogatory information and/or action that is based in malicious ignorance. Usually the information/action have no rational (i.e. Common sense) or useful basis.
most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.
Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.
Boss: I know I've never sold apples, but we should develop a way they could be peeled like a banana and that would help sales.
Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.
1 part huckleberry 44 North
1 part rum chata
Take as a shot
Bar keep give me a huckleberry cumshot.
When one person purposely smears shit (usually human) on his or her fist, and punches somebody else in the face.
Ian stole my wallet, so I think I will give him a huckleberry pie.
A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation
My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
The act of a man who masturbates repeatedly,
then flicks the ejaculate outwards. Preferably onto a person, thing, or animal.
In the movie 'Silence of the Lambs' Hannibal straight up Huckleberry-Finns all over Clarice.
Wordplay on the second and more common usage of the word huckleberry, which came to mean, in the words of the "Dictionary of American Slang: Second Supplemented Edition" (Crowell, 1975):
"A man; specif., the exact kind of man needed for a particular purpose. 1936: "Well, I'm your huckleberry, Mr. Haney." Tully, "Bruiser," 37. Since 1880, archaic.
The "Historical Dictionary of American Slang" which is a multivolume work, has about a third of a column of citations documenting this meaning all through the latter 19th century.
Anythingleberry (as in huckleberry)
girl: we need two cups of onions
boy: i'll be your choppleberry
or
boy: i am tired
girl: go to bed sleepleberry
or
girl: wanna play a game?
boy: i'll be your scrabbleberry!